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Jul 22, 2014 / 550,254 notes

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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Jul 22, 2014 / 498,685 notes

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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Jul 19, 2014 / 45,732 notes
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weeping-daleks:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

damfrozencupcakes:

to anyone who messages me:

this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen

THE COLOR LOOKS SO RIGHT

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Jul 19, 2014 / 228,502 notes

justwaitingtillim18:

the-more-u-know:

Parenting done right. 

I actually can’t believe how much time they spent on this, parenting at its best

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Jul 19, 2014 / 83,087 notes
Jul 19, 2014 / 339,452 notes

dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

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unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in
Jul 19, 2014 / 131,103 notes

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

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Jul 18, 2014 / 405,627 notes

misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

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Jul 18, 2014 / 278,238 notes

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Jul 18, 2014 / 141,198 notes

earthnation:

light switches that dont do anything r mysterious and i dont trust them

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Jul 17, 2014 / 268,437 notes

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Jul 17, 2014 / 179,558 notes

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

(via forgetwhatpeoplesay)

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
Jul 17, 2014 / 242,001 notes

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

(via myladylazarus)

Jul 16, 2014 / 432,757 notes

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

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