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Oct 21, 2014 / 31,195 notes
Oct 20, 2014 / 646,574 notes

creepy-princess:

imnotjustanybody604:

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before

Have you ever been to Walmart before?

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something-spectacular:

Exactly is that simple people
Oct 20, 2014 / 344,499 notes

something-spectacular:

Exactly is that simple people

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Oct 20, 2014 / 264,208 notes

kaarlie:

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

SHIT.

(via myladylazarus)

Oct 20, 2014 / 173,083 notes

castielsteenwolf:

pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

(via scottsonnier)

Oct 20, 2014 / 228,492 notes

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

(via myladylazarus)

Oct 20, 2014 / 117,889 notes

themaskedotter:

themaskedotter:

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

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Oct 20, 2014 / 133,684 notes

closettherapist:

trillgamesh:

firefoxshawty:

andrusi:

weeaboobs:

senpaitheking:

That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. 

of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.

yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”

because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms

What is the point in forcing you to agree if there is only one option that is so stupid it’s like a presidential election with 1 candidate a complete farce to be honest

Are you guys just not familiar with how websites in general tend to work

"I would like to buy a hamburger."

"Ok, that costs $1."

"I don’t want to pay that."

"Then you can’t have a hamburger."

"Why are you forcing me to agree to this? You’re only giving me one option!"

(via scottsonnier)

Oct 20, 2014 / 283,247 notes

ellie5192:

webofgoodnews:

Animal firsts!

Shakespeare was not prepared at all

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lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME
Oct 19, 2014 / 559,843 notes

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

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Oct 19, 2014 / 163,795 notes

gwayordafreeway:

I’m always fascinated in seeing this type of creativity. It’s like how did they even begin to think of something this dope. Blows my mind.

(via dreams-forever-live)

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
Oct 19, 2014 / 408,467 notes

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

(via fantasy-its-better-than-reality)

Oct 19, 2014 / 573,663 notes

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

(via fantasy-its-better-than-reality)

Oct 19, 2014 / 133,534 notes

themostperfecturl:

there are two kinds of people

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stop-this-pain:

loooove them
Oct 19, 2014 / 141 notes